Dialogue

'You could spank me.'

'Spank you?'

'Yes, spank me.'

'What do you mean?'

'You know, spank me, smack my bottom.'

'Doesn't that hurt?'

'Well, yes, that is... kind of...you know...well, it is...you know, the point.'

'I suppose it is...'

'It is easy, you just smack my...hm, bottom.'

'And it hurts?'

'Yes, it hurts.'

'That is mean.'

'Yes, a little mean.'

'Why?'

'Maybe you are angry with me.'

'No, I am not.'

'Don't you want to be a little mean?'

'No.'

'Yes you want to.'

'Well, sometimes.'

'Then, spank me!'

'But it hurts.'

'Yes, that is true.'

'But why?

'Maybe you want to punish me?'

'I don't want to punish you.'

'Perhaps, just perhaps, I deserve a punishment.'

'That is another matter.'

'So, you think I deserve a punishment?'

'Sometimes, yes.'

'Spank me, then!'

'.......Ok, then, if I...were to...you know...spank you.'

'Yes?'

'How would I do it?'

'Well, you should, really, decide how.'

'Any suggestions?'

'On my bottom?'

'Yes, you said that.'

'Seems natural.'

'Yes, it does...if natural is the word.'

'I don't know...'

'With what?'

'With what what?'

'With what should I spank you?'

'Oh...you could use your hand.'

'That seems...natural.'

'Or you could use something...like my hairbrush.'

'Ouch...that must hurt.'

'Yes, of course it hurts.'

'That is the general idea?'

'Yes, it is.'

'So I take a hairbrush to your bottom and then...'

'Then you smack it.'

'Just like that?'

'Yes, just like that.'

'I get the idea.'

'You could flip up my skirt first.'

'To make it worse.'

'You know, the skirt protects me.'

'You would be protected, it would hurt less.'

'That would not be true to the general idea.'

'I see your point. So I flip up your skirt?'

'And then smack my bottom.'

'And then smack your bottom.'

'Unless...'

'Unless what?'

'Unless, you would take down my knickers.'

'Oh...I see, to smack you...sort of, on the bare.'

'Yes, it hurts more.'

'Yes and that is the general idea.'

'You could say that.'

'Ok, then, go and get your hairbrush!'

'Yes, sir.'